Lynch & Liz Crappy Car Show



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Owner:  Jessica
Details:  Too bad this pic makes the car look OK---check out the description: passenger side door won't open,  because it was yanked on last winter and broke the handle off, so you have to  climb over the seat to get in (no fun in a skirt). The driver's side window busted out because the door isn't on right and if you don't slam it, it won't  shut all the way, but when you shut a door that hard with the window half way down it will shatter it. The exhaust of course is tied up. If you are a
passenger, watch you feet, a fluid leaks from the dash, newspaper is kept on  the floor board to help catch that. Although it has finally begun to fade the mouse that died but remains were never found were fragrant enough to fill the car with its lovely odor.


 
Meet the "Shadillac"---a '92 Dodge Shadow!
Owner:  Jaimie Engle
Miles: 150,000
Comments: "neither of the front seats are hooked up to be able to adjust them back and forth, the drooping ceiling material was torn off one drunken night and is now replaced with stapled-up pictures of my friends, in hopes that this will block the dust and other car-roof residue from entering my eyes, air passages and so on; the handle is missing to roll down the drivers side window, so it's just an incredibly frustrating process, but hey, it still goes down; you can take the key out of the ignition while driving without any consequences, and the drivers side door won't unlock from the outside"



Owner:  Timothy Strawkas
1986 toyota pick up.
196500 miles
Bad smelling interior.


Owner:  Lynch
'92 Suburu Wagon with pipe bumper
168,00 miles


Owner:  Nick Schmitz
'86 Chevy Chevette
271,000 miles 


Owner: Natalie Schmitz
1982 chevy chevette diesel 
345,516 miles
It still gets over 50 miles/gallon!

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